Rumour has it that Will Woodgate never sleeps. Concerned neighbours report that lights blaze throughout the night at Woodgate Hall, that strange sounds are heard and shadows cast as he paces the flagstones of his mortal confinement.

What other-worldly demons does he battle whilst mere gristle and bone do sleep in such blissful ignorance? Not just customer support, it's claimed. There are whispers of brave new themes and magical codes, with names like HTML and CSS and jQuery. Those who dare, speak of a frightening host of stacks and themes unfettered by such earthly restraints as cost and price.

These were the unnerving thoughts I pondered as the wind howled and hard rain squalled and the horseless carriage finally deposited me before the great oaken door. As the doorbell echoed deep in the bowels of the house, I wondered again if I had truly lost my senses. But it was too late for self- recrimination. The door squealed and an emaciated butler relieved me of my book of clichés. Then he took my hat and cloak and ushered me into the study where a log-fire crackled in an open hearth.

"Lord Woodgate will be with you soon," he said.

I barely had time to admire my ruggedly handsome reflection in the mirror before I realised I was not alone. Suddenly Woodgate was standing by the fire, a jaunty elbow cocked on the mantel.

"Lord Woodgate," I began, "I'm here to question you about the—"

"I swear it was an accident! The gun went off while I was cleaning it."

"Your new RapidWeaver theme," continued I, in a state of some confusion. "I believe it's called—"

"Haze. Of course." He swiftly recovered his composure. "My latest theme."

I could tell he was lying but I went easy on him. "Is it beyond dispute that this theme is currently exclusive to RapidWeaver Central subscribers?"

"Yes."

"Then tell me about its design objectives," I said.

"The main objectives developing Haze were to create a robust theme with a minimalist style - something which would appeal to artists and photographers. On the surface it looks like a very basic theme but beneath the haze — if you'll forgive the pun — lies a surprising collection of theme and colour settings which enable users to radically customise Haze far beyond its default style."

There was a wild glint in his eye, the feverish cast of a man who sees far beyond the mortal RapidWeaver pale. I motioned him to continue.

"Much like previous ThemeFlood themes, Haze offers excellent compatibility with a wide range of web browsers and RapidWeaver plugins. The theme incorporates eight Extra Content containers, three Rapidsearch search bars and all the normal theme settings and trimmings one would expect. It would be very worthwhile to download the free demo version to tryout."