After dating for 27 years Ms RapidWeaver Central has finally relented and asked for my hand in marriage. Naturally I said, “Well, if you insist,” and will now make an honourable woman of her on Friday 20th March 2015.
To celebrate this momentous occasion I have arranged for an X-class Solar Flare to light up our special day, along with a Supermoon to precede it on Thursday, followed by a Total Solar Eclipse on Friday an hour before the ceremony. I feel the coincidence of these rare and portentous celestial events augurs well not only for the future of mankind but also the post-nuptials. I may be gone some time. Perhaps even minutes.
I do, however, leave RapidWeaver Central in the very safe hands of Angus MacPheep, who has now been sober for almost a day. What’s the worst that could happen?