Dive, Dive, Dive!
You are hereby given notice that RapidWeaver Central is going deep to perform some much needed maintenance below decks. Although this means we’ll be offline and off the radar for ten days, it doesn’t mean we’ll have no one at the wheel. Far from it.
As always, my able lieutenant Angus MacPheep will assume full command in my absence. And for those of you wondering — no, there will definitely not be an impulsive site redesign this year! MacPheep has been given very strict orders and is prohibited from tweaking any aspect of the site’s design, as he did in 2014 to such devastating effect. Although we didn’t quite go out of business, it was a close run thing and hopefully he’s learned his lesson.
Anyway, the signs are all good. His parole officer tells me he’s been off the juice for a couple of months now and the therapy’s going well, so even though his unresolved issues with certain authority figures remain, I see no harm in imposing this minor creative block upon him.
(I also appreciate that some of you share his concerns that our present design is dull and devoid of all the fancy style and gizmos he prefers to imbue on his ‘overdesigns’, but in the bloodied shark-eat-shark waters of the RapidWeaver addons market it’s simply a matter of survival — in which function must precede form. But that’s my current hobby-horse and I digress.)
What I am trying to say is while we’re offgrid and running silent you’ll be in good hands until we resurface again on September 1st. There’ll always be someone here helming the ship and ready to respond to your questions, enquiries, feedback and maydays.
Latest estimate: we’ll go offline sometime Monday 22nd August 2016. [Scotland Time]