For those of you who like to relive the crazy old days when RapidWeaver Central newsletters had a life of their own and encapsulated all the community news that we now collate for you online, I have now added an Archive section to the RapidWeaver Central menu where you can safely wallow in the turgid swamp of my purple prose while you roll back the years and reminisce.
And for those of you who are relatively new to the community, and who are still unaware of the unfathomable depths that lie beneath RapidWeaver Central’s conventional facade, proceed with caution: these disturbing archives cast but a feeble light across the deepest shadows of my psyche where the tortured wraiths of my paranoia writhe contstantly in the agonies of birth. Here there be monsters, and things are not as they seem.
But no need to worry — the good news is the medication is finally kicking in and I now have a release date. So if all goes well I’ll be back on the street very soon. And that can only mean one thing.
Well, three or four Things. A small bundle of Things.
A murder of Things…